So What's the Deal With Cali Girls Wearing Uggs?!?! - Ask Pam Anderson

It's a picture of a picture worth a thousand words..... or is that a thousand squared, or maybe times two... I dunno, I'm way too blonde and way too happy in Italy for math. BUT - this past week some friends and I were discussing why on earth Cali girls wear Uggs with next to nothing at all. For god sakes ladies, put on a jacket and stop with the sweaty feet. Ick Ick Ick.

Well here my dears, is clearly where it all began......

Spotted on Italian TV this morning right before the episode of Italian My Little Ponies!! It was an episode of an in-peril Pam and her momita, held up by two tank top wearing man beef perps and a suit donned mastermind,faithfully rescued by the always hunky Hoff and his ever valliant unnamed sidekick of the season!!! Innovative story telling for sure.


Ladies, if you choose to perpetuate this bad habit (or a trend as similarly foolish such as ankle boots and or tramp stamps) please be sure to raise a glass to your favorite bay-watch babe, the real deal Pamela Anderson!!

Have I mentioned I'm huge in the Ukraine?

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